Word Play Jokes

Chicken Ain't Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

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Feet Feet and Can't Walk

Q: What has 500,000 feet and still can't walk?
A: Jerry's kids.

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Four Feet On An Elephant

Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
A: Because it would look silly with six inches.

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