Word Play Jokes

12 in a Bar

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the barman. 

Anonymous

Women and Bowling

Q: Why do women prefer sex over bowling?
A: Because the balls are lighter and you don't have to change your shoes.

Anonymous

Black Dog

Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
A: When it's a greyhound!

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