Word Play Jokes

Two kids meet

A new neighbor arrives. The kids meet. The local kid: "My mom was born in California! Where was your mom born?" The other kid answers, "Alaska". The first one replies: "Gee, then don't worry about it... I'll ask'er myself!"

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Old Magicians

Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it.

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Variant Edition Pick Up

Are you single, or at least have a variant edition that's available?

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