Word Play Jokes

Frog Leg Ranch

Q: Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
A: He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'

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Constipated Luke

Q: What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
A: "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"

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Broken Tampon String

Q: What do you call a girl with a broken string on her tampon?
A: A cotton picker.

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