Car Accident Diagnosis

There was a man who got into a car accident. He was soon rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed. The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."

Bees Favorite Film

Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting!

The Beep

Sally was puzzled recently by the odd messages she kept getting on her voice mail. Day after day, all she'd hear, from friends, family, and customers alike, would be their message and then they'd ALL say, "BEEP." She discovered the solution to the BEEP riddle when she dialed her own phone number and listened to her message. Her message said, "I'm not available right now, so please leave a beep after the message."