Word Play Jokes

Unwell

Went to a party dressed as Snoopy. I had to leave early though as I didn't feel well.
I was sick, as a dog.

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Wavy Blonde

Q: Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?
A: Because a blonde drowned in it.

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Mexican Benzos

Q: Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
A: For Hispanic attacks.

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