Parrot and Shark

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!

Raising Cain

Sunday School Teacher: "What evidence is there in the Bible that Adam and Eve were noisy?" Boy: "They raised Cain!"

Cannibals Feasting

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"