Weather Jokes - So Cold Here Jokes

Frozen Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning... 
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes)
Submitted BY: I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Boston Freeze

My husband and I purchased an old home in Boston from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and the years first snow came early and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared. One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up. "For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Summer Snow

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: Puddle

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Season Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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