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Frozen Windows
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'
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When Its Cold Outside
Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?
A: When your dog's dick is frozen to the fire hydrant.
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Summer Snow
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: Puddle
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