Travel Jokes - Car Trip Jokes

You're in Big Trouble

John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's just a wise guy when he's drunk and stoned."
Brian from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Anonymous

Siamese Twins in England

Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Bumpy Car Trip

There were three guys in a car. One driving, the other in the passenger seat and one resting in the back. The guy in the back became sleepy and fell asleep. A few minutes later, he is startled by a "THUMP THUMP." "What the hell was that?" he shouted. The driver says, "It was just a redneck." "I felt two thumps, though," says the passenger. "Yeah we had to go through the fence to hit him."

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
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