Glutton for Punishment

He heard that a man gets hit by an automobile every twenty minutes. He said, "What a glutton for punishment, that guy!"

Road Lessons

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things. As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town. A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. 

Siamese Twins in England

Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive.