Siamese Twins in England

Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive.

Bumpy Car Trip

There were three guys in a car. One driving, the other in the passenger seat and one resting in the back. The guy in the back became sleepy and fell asleep. A few minutes later, he is startled by a "THUMP THUMP." "What the hell was that?" he shouted. The driver says, "It was just a redneck." "I felt two thumps, though," says the passenger. "Yeah we had to go through the fence to hit him."

Trade In Value

Get a new car for your spouse; it will be a great trade!