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Charged by the Police
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of an accident.
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He heard that a man gets hit by an automobile every twenty minutes. He said, "What a glutton for punishment, that guy!"
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