Travel Jokes - Car Trip Jokes

Charged by the Police

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of an accident. 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
Anonymous

Glutton for Punishment

He heard that a man gets hit by an automobile every twenty minutes. He said, "What a glutton for punishment, that guy!"

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Road Lessons

While on a trip with the family, I thought it would be good to teach my 5 year old daughter some things. As we past a sign I told her that is the name of the town for the next exit. As we past the exit I told her how we were passing the town. A few exits later she noticed the sign for gas. As we passed the exit, much to her delight, she informed us we were passing gas. 

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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