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Ten Reasons It's great to Be An American
- You can have a woman president without electing her
- You can spell "colour" wrong and get away with it
- You can call Budweiser beer
- You can be a crook and still be president...in fact, if you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything
- If you can breathe you can get a gun
- You can invent a new public holiday every year
- You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
- You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"
- You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
- You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.
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Angels When a Bell Rings
Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel...
- Spit-polishes his halo
- Buys a maxi-pad with wings
- Drops out of a so-called "Choir of Angels" because that's really just a place for a bunch of diva show-offs to shine sunbeams up God's butt
- Orders a plate of "Hades Hot" Buffalo wings
- Drinks a little too much of Junior's blood and falls off a cloud
- Listens to Paul McCartney sing with his band "Wings"
- Takes a heavenly crap
- Decides to reveal the Lord's majesty to the masses by appearing on some aluminum siding in east Texas
- Obeys his Pavlovian conditioning, and barks like a dog
- Sits down for dinner
- Prank calls the miserable whiners in Hell
- Gets his union card
- Takes the fruitcake out of the oven
- Gets his wings ripped from his back, so they can be given to a more angelic and deserving angel
- Tells a mortal, "Oh c'mon, jump already! I don't got all day!"
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Top Signs You're an Alcoholic
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
- You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
- Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- You fall off the floor.
- That damn pink elephant followed you home again.
- You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
- Your career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
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