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10 Signs You Have Cyber Sex
10) He is getting amazingly fast at typing with 1 hand!
9) After signing off she always has a cigarette!
8) After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up!
7) During sex he screams, "a: \ enter insert!"
6) After he uses the computer, the seat is all sticky!
5) Your fax is filled with some guy's ass!
4) The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out!
3) The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E, X!
2) The keyboard is moist!
1) She comes home with a rubber+- inflatable disk drive!
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Bad Airline
The Top 10 Signs You're Flying On A Bad Airline
- The engine's being held on by duct tape.
- You see the Gorilla from those old Samsonite commercials running loose up and down the aisles.
- In-flight movie has "Ernest" in its title.
- Pilot informs you that you're at cruising altitude and he's gonna put the top down.
- Instead of Peanuts, you get a healthy helping of SPAM.
- As you're taking off, the stewardess mentions the phrase "Guest Pilot Program".
- The seats are wet due to flotation device moisture.
- The stewardess asks you to join the Mile High Club... and "she" has a beard and bigger arms than you!
- Pilot asks if there is anyone else who wants a shot of Beam before he finishes the bottle.
- You look down and see a copy of "Fixing a Plane for Dummies" by the mechanic's feet.
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Tyson's Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:
- Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off".
- Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos".
- Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters.
- Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
- Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith.
- I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy".
- Ears are tasty.
- It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me!
- "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring".
- He ran out of gum.
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