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Change my Number
The phone rings, woman answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."
Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf, who shall I say is calling?"
Categories:
Telephone Jokes
, Sex Jokes
, Relationship Jokes
(Woman Criticizes Man)
, Sports Jokes
(Golf Jokes)
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Anonymous
President's Answering Machine
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, Profession Jokes
(Politician Jokes)
, Political Jokes
, Telephone Jokes
(Answering Machine Jokes)
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Anonymous
Answering Machine - World Domination
Voice 1: Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight? Voice 2: Same thing we do every night, Rob... Try to take over the world! (Sing:) They're David and the Rob, Yes, David and the Rob, One is a drummer, the other needs a job. They're not at home right now, so please don't have a cow, Leave a message -- for David and the Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.
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Anonymous
