U.S. State Jokes - New Jersey Jokes

State Puns

Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.

Anonymous

Jersey Love

Q: Why are New Yorkers so depressed?
A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Anonymous

New Jersey and California

Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?
A: Because New Jersey got first pick.

Anonymous
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