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U.S. State Jokes - New Jersey Jokes

New Hampshire Crazy Law
- It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
- It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
- Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
- You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
- You may not run machinery on Sundays.
- You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
- On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
- If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.
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Mr. New Jersey
"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet." -- Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars
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Signs and Notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
- An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now."
- An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed."
- Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department."
- On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!"
- A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!"
- Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."
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