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Shark Tank - Golf Balls

Q: Why didn't Shark Tank invest in the automatic golf balls that sink themselves if they get within 4 inches of the hole?
A: You can't carry them in your back pocket.

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Bad Golfer

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"

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First Golf Lesson

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

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