German Shepard on Golf Course

A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic. They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the problem. Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.
 

Golfing Invention

The golfing world is celebrating a new invention that promises to revolutionize the sport. The new device that is receiving so much attention is called the 'bee nut.' It is a fastening attachment that allows players to adjust the heads on their clubs to any angle, saving the need to carry a bagful of clubs. Thus for example, a player can use the same club to putt or get out of the sand trap. Genius! Golf clubs with this modification are selling quickly, and players are taking golfing picnics, so they can try their new... 'bee-nut putter sand wedge.'

Golfing Hits

Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was. He said he played a little golf. So his co-worker asked him how well he did. "I hit two of my best balls," he said. "Tell me about it," said his co-worker. "I stepped on a rake."