Letterman Golf Vs Sex

David Letterman's  Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better than Sex...

#10  ... A below-par performance is considered damn good.

#09  ... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#08  ... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#07  ... Foursomes are encouraged.

#06  ... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#05  ... Three times a day is possible.

#04  ... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#03  ... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#02  ... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...

#01  ... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

Couple's Round of Golf

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

Blond Golfer

Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.