Sports Jokes

Basketball Players

Q: Why aren't basketball players asked to stay for dinner?
A: Because they're always dribbling!

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Golf Game Respects

Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, ''Why did you do that?'' The man replies, ''Well we were married for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.''

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Transvestite Marathon

Q: What do you call a marathon where all the runners are transvestites?
A: A drag race.

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