Sports Jokes

Take A Year Off

Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood.... and good thing he didn't say two!

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Basketball Players

Q: Why aren't basketball players asked to stay for dinner?
A: Because they're always dribbling!

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Mystery Meat

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. It's an asshole!"

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Submitted BY: blackray
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