Play Ball

Q: Why is baseball like a cake?
A: They both need batters.

Pro Baseball Player Cross Road

Q: Why did the professional baseball player cross the road?
A: Because his gigantic ass commanded him to.

10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.