Sports Jokes

Skeleton Quits Football

Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
A: Because his heart wasn't in it!

Anonymous

Drunk Alaskan Ice Fishing

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice says, "You will find no fish there." The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice booms again, "You will find no fish under the ice." The drunk looks up and says, "God, is that you?" The voice says, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Racquetball

Yo' Mama is so short, she plays racquetball on the curb.

Anonymous
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