Cowboy Training

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Busted!

The swimming pool opened today. Guess it was just my dumb luck, I got caught taking a pee in the pool.
The darn lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

Nike Marketing

Q: Why did the marketing manager quit her job at Nike after the Kaepernick ad?
A: She just couldn’t do it anymore.