Sexist Jokes

Women Legs

Q: Why do women have legs?
A: So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

Anonymous

10 Things to Never Say to a Naked Man

Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:

  1.  Awww...that's cute
  2. Well, at least you're good at other things
  3. Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie® clothes?
  4.  My li'l brother has one like that.
  5.  Are you cold?
  6. ...giggles...
  7.  Maybe we should just be friends
  8.  Can you make it dance?
  9.  Umm...maybe you should get dressed
  10.  Oh...look...its hiding!

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Woman On The Moon

Q: Why didn't NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
A: Because it does not need to be cleaned!

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