Make Me Feel Like A Woman

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of the world's tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cable snaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground. The emergency brakes don't work, the emergency phone doesn't work, and they both begin to panic. The woman screams "We're going to die!", rips of all her clothes, throws herself on the floor and says to the man "make me feel like a woman again!" So, he pulls off his jacket, throws it on the floor, and says "pick that up, bitch."

Italian Women in a Sauna

Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna?
A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Love Computers

I like my women how I like my computer.
On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.