Sexist Jokes

Rough Draft Creation

One day a girl came home crying to her mom. The mom asked what was wrong. The girl responded, "I'm not a creation, God made man first! I'm nothing!" Then the mom said, "Oh baby that's not true, God may have made men first, but there's always a rough draft before the masterpiece."

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Age Ideal Date

Age Ideal Date:
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast

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Love At First Sight

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.

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