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Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole?
A: Divorced.
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Education For Women
Continuing Education Courses for Women
- Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
- The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
- Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
- Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.
- Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
- Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.
- Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You . .
- Communication Skills I: Tears- The Last Resort, Not the First.
- Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
- Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.
- Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
- Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share.
- Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
- Introduction to Parking. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.
- Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor.
- Water retention: Fact or Fat.
- Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
- Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.
- Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
- Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
- Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
- Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
- Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
- Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
- Ballet: For Women Only.
- Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
- Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges.
- "Do These Jeans Make Me Look Fat?" - Why Men Lie.
- TV Remotes: For Men Only.
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Choices for Women
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
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