Sexist Jokes

Missing Parts

Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole?
A: Divorced.

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Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Choices for Women

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

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