Women Pump Gas Now

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
January 16, 1993 - Escondido attorney Ben Echeverria filed a $2 million lawsuit in August against Texaco Inc. and a local gas station manager because station attendants were pumping gas for women at self-service prices, but not for men. The station almost immediately stopped its practice and forced women to start pumping for themselves. 

More Brains Than Dogs

Q: Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?
A: So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's legs at parties.

Man Hits Woman with Car

Q: A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it?
A: The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?