Useless Parts Of A Man

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

1. He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple.
2. Two calves that will never become cows.
3. A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere.
4. A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything.
5. Twenty nails that won't hold a board.
6. A chest that won't hold linen.
7. Two boobs that won't give milk.
8. Two buns that won't feed anyone.
9. A belly button that won't button.
10. Two balls that won't roll.
11. An ass that won't pull a plow.
12. An organ that won't play music.
13. A cock that won't crow.

Women Pump Gas Now

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
January 16, 1993 - Escondido attorney Ben Echeverria filed a $2 million lawsuit in August against Texaco Inc. and a local gas station manager because station attendants were pumping gas for women at self-service prices, but not for men. The station almost immediately stopped its practice and forced women to start pumping for themselves. 

More Brains Than Dogs

Q: Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?
A: So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's legs at parties.