Leopard and Cougar

Q: If a leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree, what can a cougar carry?
A: Something half her age to bed.

A Woman's Business

What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.

Useless Parts Of A Man

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

1. He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple.
2. Two calves that will never become cows.
3. A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere.
4. A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything.
5. Twenty nails that won't hold a board.
6. A chest that won't hold linen.
7. Two boobs that won't give milk.
8. Two buns that won't feed anyone.
9. A belly button that won't button.
10. Two balls that won't roll.
11. An ass that won't pull a plow.
12. An organ that won't play music.
13. A cock that won't crow.