Study Results

About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

If Men Ruled The World

• Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards.
• If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
• A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up.
• Birth control would come in ale or lager.
• Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand.
• Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.

Will Rogers On Men

Q:  How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"?
A:  He never had to date one.