Sexist Jokes

Looking For A Little?

Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little, huh ?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm out looking for a lot !!!"

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Why Do Women Have Arms

Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

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A Guide to Opening a Beer

Q: How do you open a can of beer?
A: That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

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