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A Bad Stripclub

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, "I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary's."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes)
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Anonymous

Midget Visits the Doctor

A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fucking itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching." The Doc says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya." So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip snip noises for about 5 minutes. The doc finishes and says, "How's that?" The midget says, "Fucking brilliant, what did you do?" The Doc says, "I trimmed back your high boots."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
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Anonymous

Party Draw

Q: What's worse then passing out at a party and getting a penis drawn on your forehead?
A: Finding out that they traced it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Submitted BY: Helix1322
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