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Baby Mistaken at Doctor

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's breasts. He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one nipple. "Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!" "Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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Most Active Muscle

Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?
A: The penis.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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A Sleepwalker

A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem. "My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me." "Is that a problem?" asked the therapist. "Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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