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Fowl Rooster

Q: Why was the rooster so unhappy?
A: Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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T.V. Remote

Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Technology Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Cat and Chicken to Heaven

A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet. 
Q: What's the moral of the story?
A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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