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Jason Kuller Dirty Talk

My last girlfriend wanted me to talk dirty to her in the bed. I'm no wild-man in the sack. Don't let the glasses and the hip threads fool you. I had a hard time with the degrading, profane language because I was raised a proverbial nice, Jewish boy. So this is how I would talk dirty to her, it's embarrassing, "You really like my schmeckle, don't you? I am gonna schtupp you so hard. Don't make me stick it in your tushie."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Car In A Ditch

A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help. As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, "You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch". "But I'm not pregnant," she says. "Well you're not out of the ditch yet," he says.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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Japanese Favorite Holiday

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Holiday Jokes , Riddles
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