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Cyclones
Q: Why do they name cyclones after women?
A: Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!
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A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her. The doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies: "She choked."
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Monica Lewinsky's Dress
Q: What Monica Lewinsky's mother said when she brought home her dress?
A: Doesn't the White House have any club soda?
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