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Interview With Post Office
A guy applied for a job at a post office and got an interview. During the interview, the man mentioned that his penis got blown off in the war. The boss didn't care so much about that and they needed a mailman badly so he gave him the job. "Come in on Monday at 11:00. Everybody else comes in at 10:00, but I'll give you a break." "Why?" "Well, we don't have much to do in the morning, so we jack off for an hour or so."
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Blonde Using a Vibrator
Q: How do you know when a blonde is using a vibrator?
A: Her teeth are all jacked up!
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Eye Exam Instructions
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating." The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
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