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Regular Toad & Horny Toad

Q: What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?
A: A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horny toad croaks "Rub-it Rub-it"

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Anonymous

What's She Got...?

An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's penis. One day she goes down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another woman holding his penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a large smile on his face and replies "Parkinson's"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Anonymous

What a Guy

If sex with two other people is a threesome, and sex with three others is a foursome, then I guess that makes me handsome.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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