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Blonde Using a Vibrator

Q: How do you know when a blonde is using a vibrator?
A: Her teeth are all jacked up!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Riddles
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Think Quality

A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a hair lip. And, there were still 5 shaves left!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Eye Exam Instructions

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating." The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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