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" My penis hurts really bad!" ...complains the patient. So the doctor asks: "Do you have a wife?" "Yes." "How many times do you have sex with her?" "4 times." "A week?" "No, a day" says the patient. "Do you perhaps have a mistress?" asks the doctor. "Yes." "And how often do you have sex with her?" "4 times." "A week?" "No, a day" says the patient. "Hmm. Well, see, this might be the cause of your problem..." says the doctor. "Really? And here I thought it was from the wanking."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Curious George

Q: What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a glass or a plate?
A: Spank his monkey.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Visiting Grandpa's Farm

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his grandfather playing with himself. The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?" Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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