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Rubbed The Wrong Way

A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together. Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared. "What happened?" asks his bride. "I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Clown Booty Call - Pie

Wanna throw your pie in my face? Honk honk!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Four Benefits of Breast Milk

A question had appeared in a student's medical examination which read: "List four benefits of breast milk." A student began to answer the question: 1. No need to bottle it. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. But the fourth point eluded him. When there were barely a couple of minutes before the exam ended, the fourth point flashed before his mind. So he completed the answer by writing: 4. Available in attractive containers.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes)
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