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Gay Whale

Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Animal Jokes
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The Blonde Swears Off Men

A blond at a party was telling her friend that she had sworn off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good. From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator"  "So, what will you do when the batteries run out?" asked her friend.  "I'll just fake an orgasm like always!"

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Jumping

A soldier comes home on leave and tells his wife about his parachute training. “It was terrible,” he says. “I was in the plane and ready to jump, when I froze. I couldn’t move. The Seargent came up behind me, got out this enormous dick of his and said he’d stick it up my ass if I didn’t jump.” “Oh my God,” says his wife. “So did you jump?” “Well, yes,” says the soldier. “A little bit – at first.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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