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Mike Tyson Gets Good News
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best: find a woman with whom he may "commiserate." After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation.
She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?"
Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news."
She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."
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Therapy
Having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You.. get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.
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Penis Fishing
For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, the good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and the big ones you mount."
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