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Proud Father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10 lb healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10 lb because he's only 8.6 lb.Next day at work, the father comes in and tells everyone that the baby is only 8 lb. "What do you mean, he was 10 yesterday?" "Umm, well that was before he got circumcised".

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Work & Office Jokes
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Playtonic Relationship

A nosy neighbor remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment. "Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spends three hours every night in your apartment?" Mrs Smith replied. "It's a playtonic friendship. It's play for him and a tonic for me."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Rubber

Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
A One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes
Submitted BY: gammaplay
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