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How Long
This blonde teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court about a paternity issue. The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years, I tell you years" she replied. "That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he been intimate with you?" "I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."
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Cucumber & Pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar." The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well every time I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad." The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up."
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Kids In The...
Q: What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
A: A backdoor pedophile!
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