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Marriage Request
A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl. That means no sex before marriage. But he doesn't care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father's house to ask for his blessing.
"Hello, sir, I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand"
A bit skeptical and looking to see if he really does love her, the father asks "And why is that?"
The guy lets out a long drawn out sigh... "Well, its just that mine have gotten tired."
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How Long
This blonde teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court about a paternity issue. The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years, I tell you years" she replied. "That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he been intimate with you?" "I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."
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Cucumber & Pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar." The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well every time I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad." The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up."
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