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Oh Say Can't You See

A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time." The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off. So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick. All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day. He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights. All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Gross Jokes
Anonymous

Anheuser Busch

Helga hangs the wash out to dry, then goes downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, iss hot," she says as the sun beats down on her. She passes by a tavern and says, "Vy nought?" So she sits at the bar. "Bartender," she says. "I vill have unt cold beer, please." The bartender asks, "Anheuser Busch?" "Vell, fine, tanks," she says, "Just ah leetle svetty."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Neighbor Noise

I knocked on my neighbor's door. I said, "I've come to complain about the noise." " That's really embarrassing," she replied, "Did you hear me and my girlfriend having sex?" "I didn't," I replied, "From now on could you please be a little louder?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Submitted BY: TommehBoi
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