School Jokes

Move Your Cars Please.

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:  "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:  "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."

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Dictionary Spelling

How do you spell elephant? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t" That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelled it!"

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Glue to Glue

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.

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