School Jokes

Grown Up Words

A teacher was teaching a class of five year olds and asked what they all did in the summer holidays. One boy said he got a ''choo-choo.'' The teacher said, "Please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is train." Another boy said he got a ''bow-wow.'' The teacher said please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is dog." Another boy said I got a ''Winnie the Shit.''

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Michigan SAT

Q: What did the Michigan Wolverine football player get on his SAT? 
A: Drool. #gobucks

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Kids In College

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.

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