Frat Boy Cab Ride

A frat boy gets into the back of a cab, and asks the cabbie, "Do you have enough room up there for a Pizza and a six pack of Beer?" The cabbie says, "Sure." So the frat boy leans forward and throws-up.

The Call of Nature

One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: "Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?" Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. Within a minute, she was back. Another girl was shocked by how she could actually take care of business so quickly, and asked how she managed to do it so fast. The girl responded, "It was a prank call."

Universal Grade Change Form

____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:______
1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.______
2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.______
3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:______ Law School______Medical School ______Graduate School______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech______
4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in_______________.
5. I'll lose my scholarship.______
6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.______
7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.______
8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.______
9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles._____
10. You are prejudiced against:______Males ______Jews ______Blacks______Females ______Catholics ______Whites______Protestants ______Moslems ______Minorities______Chicanos ______People ______Students_____
11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance._____
12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:______mono______broken baby finger______acute alcoholism______pregnancy______VD______fatherhood_____
13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done._____
14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull._____
15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade._____
16. The lectures were:______too detailed to pick out important points______not explained in sufficient detail______too boring______all jokes and not enough material______all of the above_____
17. This course was:______too early, I was not awake.______at lunchtime, I was hungry______too late, I was tired_____
18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course._____
19. Other_____