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Michigan SAT
Q: What did the Michigan Wolverine football player get on his SAT?
A: Drool. #gobucks
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Sex Ed
My teenage daughter came home in a rage. "I just had sex education class in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!" I put down my paper and said, "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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I Will Not
- I will not waste chalk...
- I will not skateboard in the halls...
- I will not burp in class...
- I will not draw naked ladies in class...
- I did not see Elvis...
- I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes'...
- Garlic gum is not funny...
- They are laughing at me, not with me...
- I will not yell 'fire' in a crowded classroom...
- I will not encourage others to fly...
- I will not fake my way through life...
- Tar is not a play thing...
- I will not Xerox my butt...
- I will not trade pants with others...
- I will not do that thing with my tongue...
- I will not drive the principal's car...
- I will not pledge allegiance to Bart...
- I will not sell school property...
- I will not instigate revolution...
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