Women's College Sex Class

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. When approached by young men, ask yourself: Is an hour's pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace? Now, are there any questions?" A young lady immediately raised her hand and said, "Tell me, how do you make it last an hour?"

Smog Out

Q: What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?
A: U.C.L.A.

Geometry Student at the Beach

Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.