Deferring Mormons in College

A college student was approached by two guys in white shirts and nice ties riding bicycles. Immediately the college dude knew where this was going and he was already running late to class. So, he asked the two guys if they wanted a sip of his coffee. They replied, "No, we Mormons don't believe in drinking coffee." The college dude quickly argues, "A cup of coffee this early in the morning has incredible benefits." "Like what?" replied the Mormons. "Well, It keeps you from being Mormon." "Have a nice day sir," and they left.

Harvard Man Changes Lightbulb

Q: How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.

Monica In Med School

Q: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?
A: She sucked as an intern!