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Riddles - Riddles for Kids
Have fun with your kids reading riddles! Our Q and A format makes it fun and enhances reading skills. LOL with our riddles and funny jokes for your kids!
Chicken Cross the Road Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
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Bad Smell
Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.
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Blockbuster
Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"
A: It hasn't come out yet.
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